i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
OMG, this weekend my mom realized that there is a 69 on her car license plate and my grandma asked what that was, so my mom quietly explained it to her. Her reaction: Oh, is that all? That’s not my favorite.
Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.
Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.
Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.
Help us honor the real Heroes.
I’m going o have a corgi for the sole purpose of making it wear pajamas to bed.
when did i get this fat